Adapted from a recent online conversation with thesnerd
Bodymore, Murdaland.The Rotten Apple. Pittsburgh, Pistolvania.
As an aspiring rapper, it is important to make your hometown seem as tough as possible. So for all you rappers coming up all over the DMV, here are some tough areas you can rep with pride. Note: Some really funny ones have been omitted due the V-Chip, recently installed on this blog by the FCC.
Glover Park: Danny Glover Park
Cleveland Park: Grover Cleveland Park
Brightwood: Frightwood, or if you just moved there, Whitewood
Capitol Hill: Capitol Chill/Thrill/Bills
Barry Farm: Marion Barry Farm
U St-African American Memorial-Cardozo. Oops that’s an actual Metro stop name.
Montgomery Village: Montgomery Spillage
Delta Delta Adelphi
Langley Park: Slangley Park
Baltimore: Harm City, or for the visually impaired, Brailtimore
Jessup, where jail is: Fessup
Cottage City: Cottage Cheese City
Bowie: Adrian Bowie
Silver Spring: Silver Bling
Smithsburg: Will Smithsburg
Virginia Square: Virginia is Square
Crystal City: Billy Crystal City
Loudon: Lowdown County
Prince will.i.am County