The way to one-up ‘The City that Reads’


Two alligators spotted in Chicago. (Love the cutline on this story: Actual Picture Of Alligator). 18-inch reptile caught in Queens. Caiman snared by a kid in B-More.

This little guy is our ticket to top tourist dollars. From Wikipedia.

This little guy is our ticket to top tourist dollars. From Wikipedia.

Godzilla in Washington? Well, not exactly. Sure we’ve got intersex fish in the Potomac; and hey, a bear was even spotted in the city earlier this year. But can we get some giant reptile action before the summer is out? Is that too much to ask?

Well, one D.C. woman was fined $100 for putting a goat in her trunk. That’s not a step in the right direction. Neither is selling little kids turtles. After seeing Lake Placid 3 a couple nights ago, I think we can think bigger, and do better.

I’m talking an episode of River Monsters in D.C. With just one giant reptile, the plan to divert tourists away from the beloved Tune Inn will be complete. Adrian Spendy, are you listening?

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