So, we just got our 100th visitor! Isn’t that exciting? It’s only taken three weeks. And WordPress will start paying us when we average 25,000 views a month. We just need to keep trending upward; you, the reader, need to help some strugglin’ writers out and read our impeccable analysis daily.
Still, how did we get 100 people? I haven’t told anyone about this as-of-yet incomplete journalistic treasure trove. So where are the people coming from?
Ahhhhh. Virus-filled web pages. I knew I could count on you guys. In honor of this occasion, I would like to thank (for the love of God don’t click these links):
There are just two examples of sites that have been referring people to Crank Tizzle. This is some weird form of spam; in reality, our readership is much lower than even the paltry rates we have seen. Anyone coming from educationcollege.info is likely not searching for DMV-centric vitriol.
Some might be disappointed to learn that it’s all a sham. Instead, I encourage any further spam; just one monthly step closer to 25,000.