Thank you, thank you

Yep, these look like some reputable referrers.

Yep, these look like some reputable referrers.

So, we just got our 100th visitor! Isn’t that exciting? It’s only taken three weeks. And WordPress will start paying us when we average 25,000 views a month. We just need to keep trending upward; you, the reader, need to help some strugglin’ writers out and read our impeccable analysis daily.

Still, how did we get 100 people? I haven’t told anyone about this as-of-yet incomplete journalistic treasure trove. So where are the people coming from?

Ahhhhh. Virus-filled web pages. I knew I could count on you guys. In honor of this occasion, I would like to thank (for the love of God don’t click these links):

There are just two examples of sites that have been referring people to Crank Tizzle. This is some weird form of spam; in reality, our readership is much lower than even the paltry rates we have seen. Anyone coming from is likely not searching for DMV-centric vitriol.

Some might be disappointed to learn that it’s all a sham. Instead, I encourage any further spam; just one monthly step closer to 25,000.

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2 Responses to Thank you, thank you

  1. amanda says:

    hee hee…wishing you increased virus-ridden traffic…

  2. carsonata says:

    The diabolical dating sites and those special deals like ( “twenty dollar ugg boot” and “prada bag” do not enrich the content of our character…

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