Aw damn, this would be a great time to have an audience. The 600-800 blocks of Pennsylvania Avenue SE are closed to auto and pedestrian traffic due to a suspicious package. I know this because a cop told me “suspicious package” while his partner waved me away from the scene. Metro station is still open.
Maybe these blogging tools ARE pretty useful.
UPDATE: I guess nothing was wrong, everything seemed normal this morning. Couldn’t find anything at other news sources. Exclusive!